Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
gentle reminder that cleopatra’s beauty is rumored to have started wars in ancient history
gentle reminder that people are evolving to be more and more attractive
gentle reminder that your beauty probably would have started at least 2 wars by now if you lived in 30 BC
wat a gently delivered compliment thank u
So how many of you are actually single right now?
social experiment for tumblr :)
single and ready to mingle
Can we match up everyone who has reblogged this?
yes yes we should
hells yeah. i’m happy with my lot in life
…IM SO FUCKING LONELY I HATE REBLOGGING THIS.
Single yes that’s what I am
Never not being single
my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
One hand on the steering wheel, the other on her inner thigh.